General dogsbody and the man with whom the buck stops, but not in his pocket: Morpheus
Morpheus, Kail & Rune
Skye & Hell
Morpheus, Rune & Cerberus
Leah & Aphrodisiomanic
Sops: Rune, Morpheus, RockChick, Cerberus, Leah, pepperpot & Aphrodisiomanic
Aops: Lady^Starlight, Californian^Peach, Hope, Mick, Bart, aradia, Phoenix & Nathan
pepperpot, Hope, Phoenix, Reba, aradia , Morpheus, and Aphrodisiomanic
When he's been surgically removed from his games consoles this 'extra tall' ageing Yorkshire man can be found sat in a corner impersonating Victor Meldrew.
When the chatters haven't driven him to rocking back and forth muttering unintelligibly, he has a penchant for torturing his radio audience with the latest songs he's murdered karaoke style.
A self-confessed daft Welsh twit who, when he isn't in the bath or at the pub, can be found Red Coating at Butlins in the hope of earning some extra cash.
Often found sat at his PC in Nasa Central wearing the unlikely combination of a PVC maid's outfit and tinfoil beanie.
This self-confessed dozy Welsh mare goes to Florida to buy trainers as she believes doing so saves her money.
Master of bad puns and terrible jokes. Don't be fooled by this man's smooth talking charm. Annoy him at your peril.
When Tiscali closed its chat server our community relocated and became known as UKChatlineone.
UKChatlineone offers everything anybody could possibly want from an online community. A chat server which provides a fun, safe environment to chat in. Forums which are home to lively debates, discussions, news and friendly banter. There's even a community radio you can tune into, not only to listen to music whilst you enjoy the forums and chat server, but also to join in with the interactive quizzes, games and karaoke our DJs host on a regular basis.
New members will always be made to feel welcome on the provision they comply with our rules. The most important rule, however, is to have fun and enjoy the time you spend with the community.
We are always interested in listening to member feedback and suggestions. This is your community; get involved and help to make it the best it can be. You can email the community’s Admin by clicking the ‘Contact Us’ link provided at the top of the page, or contact one of them via PM on the chat server or forums.
As with any online community environment it’s advisable to be circumspect with the disclosure of personal information unless you’re absolutely certain you know who it is you’re speaking to. Please read the Online Protection Centre site, which is part of the UK Police, linked to under ‘Safety Online’ at the top of the page for further information.
A wide range of topics are discussed from the lively debate of current affairs to friendly banter and general chit chat. Here you will also find announcements regarding forthcoming meets, prospective plans for the community, projects, chat rooms, games and events hosted on the radio.
The forums are moderated to keep them suitable for younger members of the community and ensure the friendly environment we currently enjoy is maintained.
There's a shoutbox and the arcade boasts several hundred popular games. Can you beat the current highscores? Register an account today and find out.
Registration is quick and easy, but if you encounter any problems or have any queries don’t hesitate to either contact one of the people listed on the left of this page on the chat server, /join #Help, or click the ‘Contact Us’ link and email the Admin.
IRC address: chat.ukchatlineone.com
Port: 6667
The chat server hosts a variety of channels, from the gentler environment of the all ages rooms to the more robust adult only ones. It can be accessed via an IRC client such as mIRC or via the Java Applet available from the 'Java Chat' link provided at the top of this page or via the link provided in the forums.
This channel is the server’s default room which is moderated by a team of volunteers armed with swivel sweepers. If accessing chat via the Java Applet you will be automatically joined to this channel. When chatting in this room bear in mind that the channel is intended for use by all age groups and therefore your chat must be suitable to be read by younger members. Swearing and explicit sexual innuendos are not allowed in this room; offenders will be deftly brushed out of the door by one of the swivel sweeping warrior ops.
You're under no obligation to remain in #UKChat-Portal and are more than welcome to join one of the other rooms on the server. If you prefer a more adult oriented chat experience there are several 18+ rooms available.
If you need any assistance navigating around the server, or have any queries specific to the room, one of the ops listed on the left will be happy to advise you.
To join this channel type: /join #Help
This channel is where you'll find the chat server's Admin, IRCops and Helpers lurking, and as its name implies is the one to join should you require any assistance with any aspect of the services provided by UKChatlineone. Whilst these mad fools are primarily there to look after the chat server they can also point you in the right direction should you have any inquiries about the forums or radio.
#Help is logged 24/7 so should the senile old gits be taking forty winks when you join the channel; type your query in the room, then part, and you'll be contacted as soon as one of them wakes up again.
We would appreciate it if you would respect the privacy of others needing help and don't linger in this channel once your own queries have been attended to.
"Where the moosic keeps on mooing"
If you want to listen to the madness that is the community's radio you can click the 'UKChat Radio' link at the top of this page or click the link to the web-based player provided in the forums.
If you would prefer to listen via Winamp or iTunes go to: http://www.ukchatlineone.com:8000/listen.pls and for those who would prefer to listen via Window's Media Player: open the player then press ctrl + u and paste http://www.ukchatlineone.com:8000 into the box which appears.
Music is streamed 24/7 with live broadcasts from the DJs every night. Join in with the variety of quizzes and games on offer or just listen to music as you chat or post. If you would like to become more involved, potential new DJs and suggestions for future events on the radio are very welcome and will be given due consideration.
This is the radio's affiliated channel and where the room's cantankerous bot Pillark can provide you with general information about the radio or take requests for the DJs to play the music of your choice, providing it's on their playlists. DJ's playlists are available from the 'UKChat Radio' link at the top of the page, or from the channel's ops and bot.
The channel's ops will be happy to answer any queries you might have about the community radio, including how to make requests of the channel's bot, Pillark.